Watching today's football focus has once again confirmed the bias of the nation's press (as if we didnt know it already). Whilst Sky wank over Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool, the BBC tend to follow suit, this time verbally masturbating over the overrated Peter Crouch, sporadically through the programme.
My main boiling point came with the end of season 'bit of fun' goal of the season competition. Knowing full well Bolo Zenden's wonder volley Van Bastenesque goal v Spurs wouldnt make the cut, my piss reached the bubbling zone on seeing good old Frankie Lampard's tap in versus Stoke take Zenden's rightful place. To rub salt into the wounds, Lawro then goes on to pick this drivel as his goal of the season - remarkable. On trying to contact the programme to vent my spleen, it comes as handy that the football focus email address is as hard to find as rocking horse shit.
My point of switching over came when mentioning the likes of Owen Hargreaves and Carragher for the England team (which would not surprise me either). Without wanting to sound like a bitter twat (doing a good job I know) it just shows you what you get putting ex-footballers as pundits - they haven't got a fucking clue.
Can't wait for next season, when Newcastle take Portsmouth's place in the premier as everybody's (aka the media) favourite second club.
Rant over for now!